One of the worst comics ever made. Tacky, poorly drawn, and delightfully offensive, it was one of this site's most popular features. Ran 10/10/02 to 12/2/03.
One of the dumbest features ever invented for this site. Every week, weather information and rude comments were posted about a different city in the United States. Ran 23 weeks, but I can't remember when.
One of the longest running features of the site. Every week, a different poll question was asked. Most questions were quite ridiculous and profane. One hundred and twelve polls in all.
Being a part-time professional photographer, Paul posted a different photo he had taken each week. Unfortunately, he had trouble taking enough good photos, and the feature wasn't very popular. Ran 5/30/02 to 10/3/02.
Sometimes it was a flash movie, sometimes a strange audio recording, and sometimes just a very weird visual piece. No matter what it was, this feature was a favorite of readers. Ran 2/13/03 to 11/20/03.
Paul's friend Frank didn't want or need a date, but Paul created a dating webpage for him anyway. Everything listed on the page is completely false. Has it gotten Frank a date yet? Probably not.
Back before Paul wrote regular humor columns, he only got hate mail once in a while. So he posted it. Now he gets so much hate mail, he dedicates entire Ramblings columns to it.
Paul found the personal website of a man from Siberia. The man's English wasn't very good, so Paul encouraged others to mock him. The man eventually shut down his site, probably because he learned enough English to understand all the nasty things people were saying in his comments section.
When Paul graduated from college, where he ran the student newspaper, one of his reporters wrote a touching, yet incredibly embarrassing tribute to him. It includes interviews with friends, enemies, and even the chancellor of the school. Published 12/5/01.
