Comments for Ramblings

Comment on Welcome to Duluth, nutjobs by Ali

Ali — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:48:30 +0000

Based on the first sentence, I thought you were giving advice about breastfeeding. I can’t decide if I’m disappointed in missing that hilarious possibility or not.

Comment on A complimentary government file on my mom by Yvette

Yvette — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:45:49 +0000

Honestly Paul, I sound very boring! I do like “Dexter” but that doesn’t mean I approve of killing people unless they are bad guys like on “Dexter”. I certainly couldn’t kill anyone although I really do want to throw stuff at someone at Comcast! Really hard! Why do they keep hanging up on me?

Comment on Local columnist updates uninteresting photo of himself by John

John — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:46:04 +0000

At a quick glance, with that lighting, you look somewhat like Flip Saunders, the new GM of the Timberwolves.

Comment on You’re dumb! Buy me, idiot! by Franklin Furter

Franklin Furter — Thu, 30 May 2013 14:00:58 +0000

There wasn’t any mention of Atari…. what gives?

Comment on You’re dumb! Buy me, idiot! by Mr. Arby

Mr. Arby — Tue, 28 May 2013 19:39:11 +0000

THREE OF EACH PLEASE

Comment on I’m on the verge of crapping up movies by Franklin Furter

Franklin Furter — Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:53 +0000

I stopped reading halfway through.

Comment on Thank your mom for not being a complete tool by Yvette

Yvette — Tue, 07 May 2013 23:49:39 +0000

On KSTP today they said many parents are still paying their thirty year old kids’ cellphone bills! Someone said they did and he said “Stop it!”. Her response was “I wish I could”!

Comment on A beginner’s guide to offending people by Yvette

Yvette — Tue, 07 May 2013 23:45:37 +0000

The truth is that people ARE afraid to go to North Minneapolis! I saw the article and also thought the author’s response was dumb. Some people just don’t have a sense of humor. Their loss!

Comment on A beginner’s guide to offending people by Frankling Furter

Frankling Furter — Mon, 06 May 2013 13:35:23 +0000

I was once lost in the woods for a month or so, out in Montana. Eventually I found my way out of the woods and stumbled onto a sheep ranch. After the rancher fed me I was sort of horned up, and approached the rancher to ask if I could possibly use one the sheep to relieve my self with. He said sure, as long as he could watch me doing it. I said that would be fine, provided he didn’t laugh at me. Well, out in the barn I grabbed a sheep and started going at it. That’s when I heard the rancher over in the corner, laughing. “Hey,” I said, “I thought you weren’t going to laugh at me.” The rancher gained his composure, and said, “I wasn’t going to, but then you went and picked the ugliest sheep I own.”

Comment on How to move a couch in 34 easy steps by John

John — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:34:25 +0000

Famous saying: “Measure twice, cut once”.