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Archives: Feb 1997

This Is A Really Silly Article

Note: This column was written during my senior year of high school, and published in the Spartan Spotlite.

I was thinking– when I grow up I’m going to name all my kids after food products. And they’re all going to be rappers. Not sick-o rappers like King Missle, but cool ones like that guy who always wears the big clock around his neck. I think I’ll name them “Easy-cheese” and “Flav-or-ice.” That would be cool. Then I could have more kids, and name them “Ritz” and “Bomb Pop.”