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Archives: Apr 1997

Dave Found It First (the medallion story)

Note: This column was written during my senior year of high school, and published in the Spartan Spotlite.

Soooo, what did you think of the last article? Did I waste the whole thing begging for your forgiveness for those earlier, more crappy issues? Yes. Yes I did. I was asking for forgiveness from you all. I’m so sorry. In case you didn’t know, that was sarcasm that I just wrote. Yup, that’s right! Sarcasm! That’s what the last article was chock full of! Nothing but complete, total bull, designed specifically to tick you off! Disclaimers, whining, apologies– all meaningless! You’ve been fooled – well, actually I don’t think any of you were. Hopefully you all got it. I hope you all don’t actually take me seriously, because I can write this stuff whenever I want! I can turn it on and off like a faucet! “Boy oh boy, is Keith Sweat’s music good.” See! There – I did it again! Let’s try another one. “Yes, I love a girl with a buzzcut.” Fun, isn’t it?