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Archives: Oct 1998

News So Phat, You’ll Split Your Pants

Note: This column was written during my sophomore year at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Hello, and welcome to the first Promethean of the year. This first spectacular issue is power packed with news, interviews, sports, opinion, and possibly a stick of bubble gum. Our staff has worked very hard to bring you the best looking and least annoying paper possible. In suport of this, I have decided not to include my picture. We’ve added more humor (not good humor, my humor) to spice it up a little, and better coverage of events so we can keep you informed. So if you have any useless news stories to report, such as your birthday, the new car grandma bought, or a dog wedding you held in your backyard, this is the column for it. Send them in, because this is your paper. I want to use this space to print things that are interesting to you– though I probably wouldn’t print the dog wedding story, because that is moronic and even beneath me.