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Archives: Sep 1999

Good For Reading In The Can

Note: This column was written during my junior year at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Hello, and welcome back to school. If you’re a fan of my writing, you can rest assured that this year’s Ramblings column will provide just as much usefulness as last year’s– absolutely none. If you’re a new freshman, hopefully you’ll find this column funny, goofy, silly or good for reading in the can. If you’re a new freshman girl, I’m single, rich and popular, except for the last two. I’m also not quite as ugly as all those girls on campus say I am. Really! I look like Brad Pitt if he was really, really ugly and had no muscles. But enough about me and my phone number (715-394-8335). Let’s get down to business.