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Archives: Nov 1999

Walter Payton Is Friggin’ Dead– And Other Profane Observations

Note: This column was written during my junior year at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Yes, Walter is long gone. Yet I am still here, typing on a computer at 4:37 a.m. Pacific Standard Time, all because I waited until the last minute. You can call me lazy if you want, but hey, sometimes the best humor is written at 4:37 a.m. PST when the person on the computer next to you smells like crap.