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Archives: Apr 2000


Note: This column was written during my junior year at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Hey folks! It’s me, Paul Ryan! Return this swell survey to the Promethean office (behind the stage in the snack bar) and I’ll buy you a free drink! No joke! It’s super!

Q: When do you read the Promethean?
___ As soon as it comes out
___ Whenever I get around to it
___ During boring classes
___ When I’m drunk