Q: What was your favorite Ramblings this school year?
___ the safer sex week pornography extravaganza (Mar.)
___ the “Paul sucks at every sport ever invented” issue (Feb.)
___ the one where I pretended to be Burt Reynolds (Dec.)
___ the one where I made fun of you losers for never voting (Nov.)
___ the picnic table by the dumpster behind Burger King issue (Oct.)
Q: Which of these pictures offends you most?
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Q: Draw a picture of Paul Ryan in the space below (what you think he looks like):
Q: Do you like Queen Latifah?
___ no
Q: What is today’s date?
___ August 14
___ July 31
___ December 25
Q: Where would you like to punch Richie from the television show “Family Matters”?
Richie
___ in the face
___ in the stomach
___ in the balls
___ in his greasy hair
Q: Who should I draw a picture of for my next column?
___ Bruce Kasden, Professor
___ Chris Voltzke, Senate President
___ Barton Sutter, Professional Bowler
___ Scott White, Senator
___ Aaron J. Brown, Walmart Greeter
suggest others:_____________________
Q: How do you like your Erlenbach?
Chancellor Erlenbach
___ Chancellor Erlenbach
___ french horn player Erlenbach
___ king of hip-hop Erlenbach
Q: Does my ass look fat in these pants?
___ yes
___ no
Come have a drink on Scott Bai….I mean, Paul Ryan. Just print out this questionnaire and return it to:
Promethean
1800 Grand Ave.
Superior, WI 54880
(Address is no longer in use.)
Hey folks! It’s me, Paul Ryan! Return this swell survey to the Promethean office (behind the stage in the snack bar) and I’ll buy you a free drink! No joke! It’s super!