Q: What was your favorite Ramblings this school year?
___ the safer sex week pornography extravaganza (Mar.)
___ the “Paul sucks at every sport ever invented” issue (Feb.)
___ the one where I pretended to be Burt Reynolds (Dec.)
___ the one where I made fun of you losers for never voting (Nov.)
___ the picnic table by the dumpster behind Burger King issue (Oct.)

 
Q: Which of these pictures offends you most?
___ …..___
___ …..___

 
Q: Draw a picture of Paul Ryan in the space below (what you think he looks like):

Q: Do you like Queen Latifah?
___ no

 
Q: What is today’s date?
___ August 14
___ July 31
___ December 25

 
Q: Where would you like to punch Richie from the television show “Family Matters”?Richie
___ in the face
___ in the stomach
___ in the balls
___ in his greasy hair

 
Q: Who should I draw a picture of for my next column?
___ Bruce Kasden, Professor
___ Chris Voltzke, Senate President
___ Barton Sutter, Professional Bowler
___ Scott White, Senator
___ Aaron J. Brown, Walmart Greeter
suggest others:_____________________

 
Q: How do you like your Erlenbach?
Chancellor Erlenbach
___ Chancellor Erlenbach
___ french horn player Erlenbach
___ king of hip-hop Erlenbach

 
Q: Does my ass look fat in these pants?
___ yes
___ no

 
Come have a drink on Scott Bai….I mean, Paul Ryan. Just print out this questionnaire and return it to:
Promethean
1800 Grand Ave.
Superior, WI 54880
(Address is no longer in use.)