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Archives: May 2000

Some New Legislation

Note: This column was written during my junior year at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Whereas, the students of this University hate all school planned events and usually go get tossed instead; and

Whereas, in over 2,000 years of life on earth plus the B.C. years, learning and fun have never gone together; therefore

Be it resolved that all of this year’s remaining educational activities will be replaced by a giant wading pool filled with liquor. Especially the pointless senate elections that had no contested candidates anyway.