Skip to content

Archives: Dec 2000

My Christmas Newsletter

Note: This column was written during my senior year at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Paul Ryan, Columnist

*Note: all sarcastic text is in italics.

Well, it’s that time of year again, where I have to write this asinine letter to jackasses, cheapskates and perverts. Of course, I am talking about my family and friends.

Seeing that anyone who reads this column is most likely disturbed or greatly retarded in some way anyway, I have found it fitting to share this letter with you as well. So here it is. Now you can’t get mad when I don’t buy you any presents for Christmas.