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Archives: Sep 2001

I don’t want to be the poo guy anymore

Note: This column was written during my final semester at the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and published in the Promethean.

Paul Ryan, Columnist

Any of you who have attended school here at UWS and read this newspaper know that normally I write about poo. Yes, the column may not start out talking about poo, or end with comments or random memories regarding “poo-like” events, but much like a flaming paper bag on your doorstep late at night, you know that there is indeed at least half a shoe o’ poo inside.

On second thought, how about we just forget we read that first paragraph. Okay, good.