It’s time for Paul to get a haircut. Look at that hair!
No, seriously, I mean look at that freakin’ hair! It’s time for Paul to get ready for a haircut!
First, Paul must shampoo his hair. You don’t need to leave the shower to read the bottle, Paul! Haha!
Oh no! Paul is trying to save money by cutting his own hair. Bad Paul!
The best way to get long hair like Paul’s dry is to wrap it in a towel. If Paul isn’t mistaken for a Taliban supporter and shot in the face, he’ll be all ready for his haircut!
While Paul gets his hair cut, let’s take the photos for this column and edit them. People will praise this column, even though it only took lazy Paul four minutes to do! Suckers!
Paul’s haircut is done. What the hell was the use of it, when he doesn’t do anything at work all day anyway?