- Just watched a 2.5 hour presentation on post production for films. Much more captivating than I expected. 7 hrs ago
- Please don't let Paul Ryan of Wisconsin get the nod as Romney's VP. I already get like seven jokes a week. I'm not sure if I can handle 100. 17 hrs ago
- An aspiring singer moved in across the hall. Someone please kill me. Or him. Or both of us. Your choice. 1 day ago
- New column is up. Only three easy payments of $47.99 for the first column. http://t.co/n9vqwRxR 1 day ago
- It's impossible to read this article all the way through without wanting to make toilet on Will Smith's face. http://t.co/Arrosapm 3 days ago
- Twins winnin' this. They winnin' this for yo moms, y'all. 3 days ago
- Ok SF, I'm leaving you now because L.A. is warmer and sunnier and people are more dickish so I don't feel guilty about tipping them poorly. 4 days ago
- Some guy at the corner of Haight/Ashbury offered to sell me shrooms. Then some guy at the panhandle told me a dog had a nice butt. 5 days ago
- Everyone here is Asian. How am I supposed to tell who's a sex slave? 5 days ago
- I wonder if there will be any sex slaves on my flight. Asian massage parlor slave women are usually smuggled from L.A. to San Francisco. 5 days ago
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