What is Daily Ramblings Express?

-Daily Ramblings Express is a premium package offered in addition to this website's regular content. There are a variety of features included, like more content and convenient services requested by readers.

What content/services are included?

-Expanded content includes an extra Ramblings column each week, a humorous flash movie each month, and access to the Crapalog, a daily-updated blog. As for services, you can have each Monday-Friday Ramblings column e-mailed to you in HTML format, meaning it will look and act the same as a column on the website (this is great for dialup users or people whose work computers only allow websites with G-rated content). You also get to choose your own color scheme for Ramblings columns. Get detailed examples of Daily Ramblings Express content and services here.

How much does this premium package cost?

-Daily Ramblings Express costs $5 a month. Most "premium" sections for websites cost more, and consist of only one extra update a week and no added services. With Daily Ramblings Express, you get 12-15 extra weekly content updates, and services you'll use daily.

Why else should I join?

-You'll not only be getting extra content and services, but you'll also be supporting the future of this website. Webhosting costs are $150/year or more. Webmaster Paul Ryan spends most of his free time creating content for this website, which keeps him from doing freelance work and other forms of paid writing. By joining, you're ensuring this website will have reason to continue existing.

How do I sign up?

-You can sign up on this page using Paypal. Paypal provides 100% safe and professional transactions, and accepts all major credit cards.

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