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Welcome to the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub![]() ...................Paul Ryan
Having a tough week at work? Just feel like shouting at people, but don't want the guilt that goes along with it? Well, that's what the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub is for. In fact, that's our motto.
Not convinced? Perhaps some examples of the daily conversation at the pub will entice you. Here's a wonderful example of a message posted by one of our Pub friends: Ok, CRACKHEAD!! Like I said, I will beat the hell out of ANYONE who wants their ass beat!! You think you can beat my ass?? BRING IT!! Stimulating. Absolutely spectacular. These are people who are fun to talk to. How about another dose of fun from the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub: I'm not scared of you or your butt-buddy!! My threats are less than empty!! I've beat down dorks twice your's and your gimpy friend's size with no problem!! As I have said before, if you want to fight, BRING IT!! Yes, as you can see, you won't even need proper grammar skills at our pub. As long as you speak English, you'll be just fine. But what about that empty threat of a fight that seemed to be brewing? Don't worry. Here's another post from the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub to satisfy your interests: If you want to meet me somewhere, We will discuss a location to meet!! I will make sure it's a spot where the local authorities don't patrol too much so that you can't whine to them after your ass has been kicked!! You can almost feel his aggression subsiding as he posts his anger, his fear and his thoughts. And the great part is that all this is anonymous. No one will know it's you, not even I, Paul Ryan. Let's look at another example of the benefits of the pub. For starters, do you live with your mother? Do you live with her in a trailer home? Well, you can post freely in our forum. Want proof? Here's yet another little excerpt from the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub: Listen Dipshit!! My mother lives with ME!! Not the other way around and if you don't believe me I will scan documents proving I own the house!! My mother got herself kicked out of the nursing home due to an incident that happened and I invited her to stay with me!! And if you get upset when people call your home a trailer, or if you prefer to have it called a "mobile home", we have room for your types as well. Observe: It's not a freaking trailer!! It's a double-wide mobile HOME, Ya Shit 4 Brains!! Of course it is. We believe you, dear pub friend. In case there is any doubt left in your mind about where to turn to next, here's one last piece of evidence. Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior, visits the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub from time to time. Take a look at a visual picture of a personal message from the man himself:
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What are you waiting for, reader? Grab a cold beer, make up an anonymous name and go visit the Daily Ramblings Irish Pub today. You won't regret it.
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