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Questionnaire .....Hey folks! It's me, Paul Ryan! Return this swell survey to the Promethean office (behind the stage in the snack bar) and I'll buy you a free drink! No joke! It's super!Q: When do you read the Promethean? ___ As soon as it comes out ___ Whenever I get around to it ___ During boring classes ___ When I'm drunk Q: What was your favorite Ramblings this school year? ___ the safer sex week pornography extravaganza (Mar.) ___ the "Paul sucks at every sport ever invented" issue (Feb.) ___ the one where I pretended to be Burt Reynolds (Dec.) ___ the one where I made fun of you losers for never voting (Nov.) ___ the picnic table by the dumpster behind Burger King issue (Oct.) Q: Which of these pictures offends you most? ___  .....___  ___  .....___  Q: Draw a picture of Paul Ryan in the space below (what you think he looks like): Q: Do you like Queen Latifah? ___ no Q: What is today's date? ___ August 14 ___ July 31 ___ December 25 Q: Where would you like to punch Richie from the television show "Family Matters"?  Richie
___ in the face ___ in the stomach ___ in the balls ___ in his greasy hair Q: Who should I draw a picture of for my next column? ___ Bruce Kasden, Professor ___ Chris Voltzke, Senate President ___ Barton Sutter, Professional Bowler ___ Scott White, Senator ___ Aaron J. Brown, Walmart Greeter suggest others:_____________________ Q: How do you like your Erlenbach?  Chancellor Erlenbach
___ Chancellor Erlenbach ___ french horn player Erlenbach ___ king of hip-hop Erlenbach Q: Does my ass look fat in these pants? ___ yes ___ no Promethean 1800 Grand Ave. Superior, WI 54880 [Note: address is no longer in use.]
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