E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 13)
(December 20, 2002)

READ THIS OTHER COLUMN
(December 19, 2002)

MY SUPER COOL INVENTION
(December 18, 2002)

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS CAPER: PART THREE
(December 17, 2002)

LAZINESS FORUM ONE: DOING STUFF IS HARD
(December 16, 2002)

ENDURING MY CURRENT WEBHOST IS WORSE THAN WAKING UP TO FIND YOUR BREASTS GLUED TO THE UNDERSIDE OF A GEO METRO ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
(December 13, 2002)

"MICKEY'S SAFARI IN LETTERLAND" SUCKS MAJOR ASS
(December 12, 2002)

TAKE YOUR READERS TO WORK DAY
(December 11, 2002)

A QUICK AND EASY LESSON
(December 10, 2002)

WHEN BILL COSBY ATTACKS!
(December 9, 2002)

CAMO 24 XXXXX TASTE TEST
(December 6, 2002)

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS CAPER: PART TWO
(December 5, 2002)

THE GREAT CHRISTMAS CAPER: PART ONE
(December 4, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 12)
(December 3, 2002)

MY MOM HAS AN N'SYNC ALBUM
(December 2, 2002)

THANKSGIVING AFTERMATH
(November 29, 2002)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
(November 28, 2002)

A PEACE OFFERING TO VEGETARIANS BEFORE THANKSGIVING
(November 27, 2002)

I'VE GOT ENOUGH GIRL SCOUT COOKIES TO CHOKE A FAT KID
(November 26, 2002)

VAUDE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
(November 25, 2002)

GUESS WHO'S DEAD!
(November 22, 2002)

HOLIDAY(S) GIFT LIST(S), 2002
(November 21, 2002)

DAMN THEE, INFERNAL KOOL-AID MAN!
(November 20, 2002)

THREE NEW STICKER DESIGNS
(November 19, 2002)

LOOK AT HOW ARTISTIC MY PHOTOGRAPHS ARE!
(November 18, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 11)
(November 15, 2002)

VAUDEVILLE SUCKS!
(November 14, 2002)

PAUL TIRED! YOU GO NOW!
(November 13, 2002)

GETTING FREAKY WITH THE SCIENTISTS
(November 12, 2002)

A GIFT FOR OUR PRESIDENT
(November 11, 2002)

THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE: PART ONE!
(November 8, 2002)

A TENSE CONVERSATION WITH A SANDWICH
(November 7, 2002)

NEW TOYS FOR THE 'JESUS CHRIST'MAS SEASON
(November 6, 2002)

SCREW THIS, I'M GOING BACK TO COLLEGE
(November 5, 2002)

CASABLANCA
(November 4, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 10)
(November 1, 2002)

PAUL EN VOGUE
(October 31, 2002)

PAUL'S CHRISTIAN HALLOWEEN PARTY
(October 30, 2002)

HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS
(October 29, 2002)

THE WELLSTONE MAJORITY
(October 28, 2002)

LETTERS FROM GOD
(October 25, 2002)

QUOTES I MADE UP
(October 24, 2002)

IT'S JAMES BOND MOVIE DAY
(October 23, 2002)

SELLING OUT
(October 22, 2002)

2:30 A.M. AT PERKINS
(October 21, 2002)

AN EVENING AT MACALESTER COLLEGE
(October 18, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 9)
(October 17, 2002)

LET'S PRETEND I'M DULUTH MAYOR GARY DOTY
(October 16, 2002)

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DAY SUCKS
(October 15, 2002)

THIS COLUMN IS NOT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
(October 14, 2002)

TOM DASCHLE: A REPUBLICAN IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING
(October 11, 2002)

A MONUMENTAL LETTER
(October 10, 2002)

MAIL FIGHT! MAIL FIGHT!
(October 9, 2002)

I THINK THE MAILMAN IS READING MY MAGAZINES
(October 8, 2002)

PAUL IS EXHAUSTED
(October 7, 2002)

RECIPES FROM THE STARS OF DAILY RAMBLINGS
(October 4, 2002)

PAUL'S APARTMENT AT 4 A.M.
(October 3, 2002)

MR. HICK
(October 2, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 8)
(October 1, 2002)

STOP THE PARANOIA
(September 30, 2002)

I AM FERRIS BUELLER
(September 27, 2002)

SH*TTY 'LEAVE IT TO BEAVER' COLUMN
(September 26, 2002)

SHORT COLUMN TODAY
(September 25, 2002)

MONDAY NIGHT LIVE, STARRING ACE REPORTER PAUL RYAN
(September 24, 2002)

MY EMMY AWARD
(September 23, 2002)

THE MECHANIC AT GOODYEAR THINKS I'M A JACKASS
(September 20, 2002)

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
(September 19, 2002)

PAUL WAITS IMPATIENTLY FOR HIS NEW SHIRT
(September 18, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 7)
(September 17, 2002)

TELEVISION AND CARDBOARD BOX DREAMS
(September 16, 2002)

ST. SCHOLASTICA IS FOR LOSERS
(September 13, 2002)

WELCOME TO THE DAILY RAMBLINGS IRISH PUB
(September 12, 2002)

SEPTEMBER 11 ANNIVERSARY COLUMN
(September 11, 2002)

DISTURBING COLUMN FOR TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10
(September 10, 2002)

THE MINNESOTA TWINS AND STRIPPERS, TOGETHER AT LAST
(September 9, 2002)

I BOUGHT IAN TALTY A VACUUM CLEANER
(September 6, 2002)

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
(September 5, 2002)

SCIENTISTS' POOP FORUM: DAY TWO OF TWO
(September 4, 2002)

SCIENTISTS' POOP FORUM: DAY ONE OF TWO
(September 3, 2002)

I GOT YOUR SURVEY RIGHT HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH
(September 2, 2002)

MY WEBSITE IS COOLER THAN JESSE HELMS' WEBSITE! SO THERE!
(August 30, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 6)
(August 29, 2002)

THE STORY OF PAUL
(August 28, 2002)

THE BRAIN'S NATURAL WARNING SYSTEM
(August 27, 2002)

LITTLE LEAGUE, BIG THERAPY
(August 26, 2002)

PAUL LUNDGREN'S LOST RIPSAW COLUMN
(August 23, 2002)

LIBEL 2002: GREEN PARTY (INDEPENDENT) CANDIDATE COVERAGE
(August 22, 2002)

LIBEL 2002: DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE COVERAGE
(August 21, 2002)

LIBEL 2002: REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE COVERAGE
(August 20, 2002)

THE EVIL CLOWN AND THE DUNK TANK
(August 19, 2002)

APOLOGIES TO EVERYONE EXCEPT BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
(August 16, 2002)

DIFF'RENT STROKES, COLUMN TWO: THE MOST OFFENSIVE EPISODE EVER
(August 15, 2002)

DIFF'RENT STROKES, COLUMN ONE: A SHOCKING DISCOVERY
(August 14, 2002)

TAKING A QUICK BREATHER
(August 13, 2002)

CAN'T SLEEP, BAT WILL EAT ME
(August 12, 2002)

A COLUMN THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OPEN HOUSE HELD AT MY WORK
(August 9, 2002)

EAU DE PAUL RYAN: A WHIFF OF SUCCESS
(August 8, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 5)
(August 7, 2002)

THE NEW YORK TIMES IS A BIG PIECE OF CRAP
(August 6, 2002)

WHY PAUL IS PISSED OFF TODAY: REASON #11,473
(August 5, 2002)

GOOGLE HAS SHAMED THIS WEBSITE
(August 2, 2002)

THIS COLUMN STARTS OUT NICE, BUT ENDS UP HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING
(August 1, 2002)

THE DOMINIQUE MOCEANU DISCUSSION: COLUMN TWO
(July 31, 2002)

DAILY RAMBLINGS FOR ONE
(July 30, 2002)

THE DOMINIQUE MOCEANU DISCUSSION: COLUMN ONE
(July 29, 2002)

LET'S PRETEND I'M PARENTING COLUMNIST JOHN ROSEMOND
(July 26, 2002)

THE STOCK MARKET HELPS ME GET WASTED
(July 25, 2002)

A MESSAGE TO ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE: YOU SUCK
(July 24, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS, AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 4)
(July 23, 2002)

98 DEGREES (NOT THE BAND)
(July 22, 2002)

A CONTEST FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY BEER
(July 19, 2002)

'PARDON ME! I'M IN LABOR!', AND OTHER BATHROOM ETIQUETTE
(July 18, 2002)

LET'S PRETEND I'M A 14 YEAR-OLD TALKING TO A GIRL ON YAHOO CHAT
(July 17, 2002)

I LOVE MY HOVEROUND
(July 16, 2002)

I WENT TO AN ILLEGAL HORSE PULL
(July 15, 2002)

LET'S PRETEND I'M A BUS DRIVER
(July 12, 2002)

A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING
(July 11, 2002)

BUD SELIG STRIKES AGAIN
(July 10, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS, AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 3)
(July 9, 2002)

SUMMER SCHOOL COMMENCEMENT SPEECH
(July 8, 2002)

MILWAUKEE'S SUMMERFEST, THE AFTERMATH
(July 5, 2002)

MILWAUKEE'S SUMMERFEST, DAY THREE
(July 4, 2002)

MILWAUKEE'S SUMMERFEST, DAY TWO
(July 3, 2002)

MILWAUKEE'S SUMMERFEST, DAY ONE
(July 2, 2002)

MY HEAD IS GIGANTIC AND FILLED WITH GARY COLEMAN'S THOUGHTS
(July 1, 2002)

IN PREPARATION OF ROCKING AND/OR ROLLING
(June 28, 2002)

12 SHOTS TO MINNEAPOLIS' REPUTATION
(June 27, 2002)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DITCHED ME AT 'JUWANNA MANN'
(June 26, 2002)

LET'S GO SEE 'JUWANNA MANN' TOGETHER
(June 25, 2002)

FREE STICKERS FOR ALL
(June 24, 2002)

'FREE VIAL OF CRACK' PROMOTION
(June 21, 2002)

POPULAR BOOK READING #1
(June 20, 2002)

HOW DARE YOU COME TO THIS COLUMN DRESSED LIKE THAT!
(June 19, 2002)

IT'S COLUMN NUMBER 69!
(June 18, 2002)

LET'S FACE REALITY
(June 17, 2002)

VENTING ABOUT DENTISTS
(June 14, 2002)

WEDNESDAY IN ST. PAUL
(June 13, 2002)

BECKY BRYANT AND KATE HOULIHAN RULE
(June 12, 2002)

TASTE TEST: VANILLA COKE!
(June 11, 2002)

NATALIE PORTMAN WILL BE MY WIFE
(June 10, 2002)

MOM! OLD PEOPLE ARE SCARING ME AGAIN!
(June 7, 2002)

LET'S GET SICK OF ME
(June 6, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS, AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS (PART 2)
(June 5, 2002)

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
(June 4, 2002)

REALITY CAN BE A TERRIBLE THING
(June 3, 2002)

COMPUTERS NOW WRITE MY COLUMN FOR ME
(May 31, 2002)

IT'S 46 DEGREES IN MY APARTMENT
(May 30, 2002)

BLOCKBUSTER IS LISTENING . . . RIGHT . . . NOW
(May 29, 2002)

I ALMOST BOUGHT A SATCHEL
(May 28, 2002)

YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING
(May 27, 2002)

A SPECIAL EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE FROM DR. STEVEN GOODSPEED
(May 24, 2002)

A WORD ON PAUL LUNDGREN
(May 23, 2002)

MY BEST ATTEMPT AT PRETENDING I'M TRIPPING ON LSD
(May 22, 2002)

WHY DO DRUNKEN HOOLIGANS ALWAYS YELL OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT?
(May 21, 2002)

AL FRANKEN PLAYS WITH HIS BALLS
(May 20, 2002)

MORE THAN I CAN BEAR
(May 17, 2002)

E-MAILS, COMMENTS, CLARIFICATIONS, AND RANDOM COMPLAINTS FROM READERS
(May 16, 2002)

WHAT THE HELL IS BEHIND THIS ZANY DOOR?
(May 15, 2002)

LET'S SEE HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS CRAP GOING
(May 14, 2002)

MY MOM RULEZ DA SCHOOLZ WITH SWIMMIN' POOLS
(May 13, 2002)

CRUSTLESS BREAD IS FOR SISSIES
(May 10, 2002)

ANOTHER REASON WHY HIGH SCHOOL IS STUPID (AS IF YOU NEEDED ANOTHER ONE)
(May 9, 2002)

'THOSE PEOPLE' RUINED THIS FINE COUNTRY
(May 8, 2002)

GARY GEORGE IS AN INEBRIATED SON OF A BITCH (AS TOLD TO ME BY TONY)
(May 7, 2002)

I'M YOUR FAVORITE COLUMNIST
(May 6, 2002)

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