Vote For Hot Carl!

It's time to start a tradition. It's not often that we do such a thing here at Daily Ramblings, for this column tends to be random. It is random because I am too lazy to come up with a specific style.

But there is one event that will become a tradition here, and that is the "Ramblings Hot Carl Award". Let's start by explaining what a "hot carl" is.

Hot Carl: when someone poops on another person while they are sleeping. It is highly considered the most volatile thing someone can do to someone else. When you give someone a "hot carl", you mean business.

Some people call a "hot carl" a "dirty sanchez" instead, but we do not look kindly upon those people here. They are unwanted. If the dirty sanchez people ever fell asleep on our couch, we would most certainly give them a hot carl.

But let's move on.

As you can see, the "Ramblings Hot Carl Award" will be sent each year to the person you, the reader, selects as the most despicable person of the year. You can vote for anyone you want. Everyone, from the president to your next-door neighbor, is eligible for this dishonor.

What I need from you right now is nominations. You are allowed to nominate one person, and one person only, for this award. Send a brief description with your nomination, showing why this person deserves the award.

When all the entries are in, I will post them on this website. Then you, the reader, can read all the descriptions and vote for yourself. I will send the "Ramblings Hot Carl Award" to the winner by mail. Seriously. If you nominate your neighbor, I will send him the certificate seen below, along with a letter describing the award.

No names will be used. You will all be kept anonymous. I'll take the nasty insults that will surely come back from the recipients of this award.

Then I'll print those comments here, for all to see.

So send in your nominations today, folks. All you have to do is click the link at the end of this column, and tell me you candidate. It's that easy.