Whatever happened to 'Mr. T ate my balls'?

Dude. Dude? Dude! Whatever happened to "Mr. T ate my balls"?

I remember back in the mid to late-90s, in the early stages of Internet humor, when "Mr. T ate my balls" was the hippest thing since free porn. It was stupid, crude, and didn't really make any sense, but "Mr. T ate my balls" was, and still is comic gold.

How? Why? Obviously, some odd person, not unlike myself, sat around one day and said, "You know what would be funny? Mr. T talking about eating a man's testicles. If I could only find a few out-of-focus, poorly-scanned photos and cartoons of Mr. T, this dream could be achieved."

The monumental achievement didn't just affect the creator of that first of many "Ate my balls" webpages. It consumed people all over America, as they mimicked and worshipped this groundbreaking "ate my balls" phenomenon.

Do you not remember "Mr. T ate my balls"? If so, you are incomplete as a human being. Behold, the glory.

But what about those other great "ate my balls" homepages? Do you remember the "Captain Kirk ate my balls" page?

What about the "He-Man ate my balls" page?

Or perhaps you were partial to the "Ronald Reagan ate my balls" page?

For a newer version, how about the "Mike Tyson ate my balls" page?

Who could forget the addition of the word "crunchy" in the "Superman ate my balls" page?

It's obvious that the trendiest people ever were the people who ate balls. Now, I know that with all this fancy computer stuff that's out now, most websites are flashy and professional looking. But I say it's high time we went back to our roots. I say we should bring back the "ate my balls" series.

It's very easy to do. Just find random pictures of some celebrity, open them up and draw little word bubbles with the Microsoft Paint program, and add text about balls. That's all it takes to be a comic genius.

The comic revolution is here, people. Are you going to leave your cheese flowing in the wind?