May 9, 2001:

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.....On May 9, 2001, University of Wisconsin-Superior Chancellor Julius Erlenbach waged battle against Promethean (student newspaper) humor columnist Paul Ryan in an all out war that would ultimately let the public decide who was hotter. Both of their photographs were placed on www.hotornot.com, where random visitors to the site voted how hot they were on a scale of 1 to 10.
.....Julius Erlenbach triumphed that day by a score of 7.2 to 6.9, thoroughly defeating and devastating his arch-nemesis, Paul Ryan.
.....But after six months time, Paul Ryan is ready to battle again. With two months left before his graduation, he has staged the ultimate final battle, in which he has guaranteed victory not only against Julius, but against three other worthy opponents as well.
.....Will humor columnist Paul Ryan leave the University of Wisconsin-Superior in a barrage of cheers and celebration . . . or with his head hanging low, a pitiful disgrace to his school and his loyal readers?

YOU will help determine which is so!

Take part and vote in the final battle!

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