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Happy birthday dad!
original print date, September 19 2003
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...................Paul Ryan
Friday Drink Recipe. I'm all out of drink recipes, so this week it will be something called "Fart in the Ocean". I'm not sure how an ocean fart would be different from a regular one, but perhaps it has something to do with the salt water.
2 oz. tequila
4 oz. 7-Up
Suprisingly, you can also add a prune to this drink for extra effect. This may be a terrible drink recipe, but that's what you get when you don't send in some. So send in some soon, reader.
Thursday Surprise was finally updated today.
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| zam | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | I thought that was sweet. At least it didn\'t involve macaroni and glitter. | | bec | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | Although I can\'t think of a lazier column, this isn\'t his laziest. But it kinda sucks. | Paul Ryan  | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | Greeting cards = lazy and uncaring. A call on the phone is 100 times better. That\'s why I don\'t use greeting cards. But then again, my dad knows this, he just likes to harass people, as is the Ryan way of doing things. Oh, and he\'s really 80 years old. Don\'t believe his lies. | | Paul\'s Dad | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | For the record, I am only 56, and a damn good looking 56! As you can tell by Paul\'s picture, he did not inherit my good looks. The milkman was one ugly dude! The card on this website is kind of sad and lazy, BUT, it is the first card I\'ve received from Paul in 8 years so I will gladly accept it. | | Paul Ryan | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | It\'s my dad\'s birthday, so I took a day off and just posted a makeshift card instead. If you don\'t like it, you can suck it. You aren\'t paying admission. | | Katers | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | Dude, this was your laziest column yet. WTF? |
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