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Paul needs a haircut!
original print date, January 15 2004
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..................Paul Ryan
 
It's time for Paul to get a haircut. Look at that hair!
No, seriously, I mean look at that freakin' hair! It's time for Paul to get ready for a haircut!
First, Paul must shampoo his hair. You don't need to leave the shower to read the bottle, Paul! Haha!
Oh no! Paul is trying to save money by cutting his own hair. Bad Paul!
The best way to get long hair like Paul's dry is to wrap it in a towel. If Paul isn't mistaken for a Taliban supporter and shot in the face, he'll be all ready for his haircut!
While Paul gets his hair cut, let's take the photos for this column and edit them. People will praise this column, even though it only took lazy Paul four minutes to do! Suckers!
Paul's haircut is done. What the hell was the use of it, when he doesn't do anything at work all day anyway?
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Pamm  | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | so much about the nipples.....I had to go back and see it for myself, which made me cry for,..2 reasons, 1) why the hell did I look at all of the pics again ..and 2) who the hell is Paul any way?! I was searching for a much better looking Paul, with normal nipples, sorry,...but Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do,...and REALLY get a hair cut! | | mindwalker | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | why are they crazy? lol they don\'t look deformed. Whoa. Wait. Oh my god, we are NOT discussing Paul Ryan\'s nipples are we? Oh god. | | zam | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | I second the crazy nipple comment.... | | Katers | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | Good to know you wear pants. However, I concur with Mr. Aaron J. Brown - the mystery of why Paul can\'t get with the ladies has most certainly been revealed. | | Paul Ryan | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | I didn\'t take the pictures in the shower. It was out of the shower, and I just set the timer on the camera. I faked it. I had pants on, for crying out loud! And I like my crazy facial expressions. And this column has a seven rating, so obviously the pictures had the comedic effect I was looking for. | | Aaron J. Brown | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | A lot of people are asking \"Why, Paul, Why?\" and that is a good question. But I\'ll take this in a new direction. \"How, Paul? How did you photograph yourself in the shower?\" By the way, you\'ve officially waived your right to write columns questioning your lack of dates. | | Scapegoat Of The Universe | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | Wow man....dig those crazy nipples. | | The Flash | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | You get a 10 just for having the cajones to post those pictures for the world to see. Kudos, Paul. | | mindwalker | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | must be a long week already. Paul, you\'re not a bad looking guy, but please never post those pics again. You look like a psycho. No, seriously, you look like some of the people I work with. ;) | | Katers | Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm | | Never again am I reading a Ramblings column before I go to bed. A half naked picture of Paul before sleep? Talk about a nightmare waiting to happen. I think I need to go puke. No, seriously. I\'m about to pay homage to the porcelain God. |
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