It's time for Paul to get a haircut. Look at that hair!
No, seriously, I mean look at that freakin' hair! It's time for Paul to get ready for a haircut!
First, Paul must shampoo his hair. You don't need to leave the shower to read the bottle, Paul! Haha!
Oh no! Paul is trying to save money by cutting his own hair. Bad Paul!
The best way to get long hair like Paul's dry is to wrap it in a towel. If Paul isn't mistaken for a Taliban supporter and shot in the face, he'll be all ready for his haircut!
While Paul gets his hair cut, let's take the photos for this column and edit them. People will praise this column, even though it only took lazy Paul four minutes to do! Suckers!
Paul's haircut is done. What the hell was the use of it, when he doesn't do anything at work all day anyway?
RATE 3/5 column rating
(14 votes)
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mindwalker
Jan 16, 2004 • 8:14am
why are they crazy? lol they don't look deformed. Whoa. Wait. Oh my god, we are NOT discussing Paul Ryan's nipples are we? Oh god.
zam
Jan 16, 2004 • 2:37am
I second the crazy nipple comment....
Katers
Jan 15, 2004 • 4:17pm
Good to know you wear pants. However, I concur with Mr. Aaron J. Brown - the mystery of why Paul can't get with the ladies has most certainly been revealed.
Paul Ryan
Jan 15, 2004 • 3:14pm
I didn't take the pictures in the shower. It was out of the shower, and I just set the timer on the camera. I faked it. I had pants on, for crying out loud! And I like my crazy facial expressions. And this column has a seven rating, so obviously the pictures had the comedic effect I was looking for.
Aaron J. Brown
Jan 15, 2004 • 2:45pm
A lot of people are asking "Why, Paul, Why?" and that is a good question. But I'll take this in a new direction. "How, Paul? How did you photograph yourself in the shower?" By the way, you've officially waived your right to write columns questioning your lack of dates.
Scapegoat Of The Universe
Jan 15, 2004 • 1:53pm
Wow man....dig those crazy nipples.
The Flash
Jan 15, 2004 • 1:31pm
You get a 10 just for having the cajones to post those pictures for the world to see. Kudos, Paul.
mindwalker
Jan 15, 2004 • 7:17am
must be a long week already. Paul, you're not a bad looking guy, but please never post those pics again. You look like a psycho. No, seriously, you look like some of the people I work with. ;)
Katers
Jan 15, 2004 • 6:00am
Never again am I reading a Ramblings column before I go to bed. A half naked picture of Paul before sleep? Talk about a nightmare waiting to happen. I think I need to go puke. No, seriously. I'm about to pay homage to the porcelain God.
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