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You Thought I Was Kidding

original print date, May 27 2002

.....
...................Paul Ryan

I warned you. I warned you all. If you're on a computer with speakers right now, it's playing an instrumental version of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". For those of you lucky enough not to have speakers, I'll get you later.

Our original goal was 30 people to this site. I later reduced that goal to 20. Despite the efforts of many kind people and myself, we only got 13 people for Friday's column. Hence, the lunch-purging music on today's column.

Just consider yourself lucky that Michael Bolton's "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" mp3 was too big to upload.

Alright now kids, sing along!


Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one.

Love was when I loved you,
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.

There is some love that will not go away.

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.


And now, for our French-Canadian readers, here's the lyrics to the song in French, as well. Enjoy!


Chaque nuit dans mes rêves,
je vous vois, je vous sens.
C'est comment je sais que vous continuez.

Loin par hasard la distance
et les espaces entre nous vous
avez trouvé pour vous montrer que continuez.

Près de, lointain, partout où vous êtes.
Je crois que le coeur continue.
Une fois de plus, vous ouvrez la porte.
Et vous êtes ici à mon coeur,
et mon coeur ira indéfiniment.

L'amour peut nous toucher une
fois et dure une vie.
Et ne laissez jamais vont jusqu'à ce que nous soyons allés.
L'amour était quand je vous ai aimé,
une fois vraie que je me tiens sur.
Dans ma vie nous continuerons toujours.

Près de, lointain, partout où vous êtes.
Je crois que le coeur continue.
Une fois de plus, vous ouvrez la porte.
Et vous êtes ici à mon coeur,
et mon coeur ira indéfiniment.

Vous êtes ici, là n'est rien crainte de I.
Et je sais que mon coeur continuera.
Nous resterons pour toujours de cette façon.
Vous êtes sûr à mon coeur.
Et mon coeur ira indéfiniment.

Seriously, that was hard to do. You should thank me. For those of you who want to see the real column for today, you can find it by clicking HERE.