Mark Russell makes me want to vomit

I had three problems last night. Problem 1: I was bored, and I didn't have cable TV. Problem 2: I hate everything on regular TV, and I didn't feel like watching a movie. Problem 3: Mark Russell, the singing and piano playing comedian, is on PBS, and like a train wreck, I just couldn't look away.

I've written about Mark Russell before. He plays piano songs, using lame political jokes as lyrics. He also wears a bow tie, which is just wrong for so many reasons. Here's an audio clip of Russell singing a song about cardinal law. If you find this unbearable, imagine thirty minutes of this torture.

That's what I went through. I watched along with 12 other people in America, all of whom were senile, asleep, or trying to induce vomiting. My experience was an interesting one, and luckily, I took pictures.

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Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm        Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm        Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm   Matrix      Feb 8, 5979 • 11:06am   That was funny! Scapegoat      Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm   \"When Johnny comes marching home/He\'s gay! He\'s gay!\" jojo      Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm   I too was pulled into watching that guy, didnt know who he was though. Did anyone else notice that the whole crowd seemed to be waiting for a game of bingo to start? Paul Ryan      Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm   I should just turn this site into a ripoff of Emoticon Eric. Katers      Dec 31, 1969 • 4:00pm   I love where Paul takes pictures of himself with goofy facial expressions and calls it a column! Props!

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