Paul Ryan
Me to Sprint (e-mail): I cancelled my phone's Internet and voice messaging here on your website over a month ago. You are still billing me for them. Please change my current bill to reflect the cancellation I made more than a month ago. Thanks.
Sprint to Me (e-mail): Dear Mr. Ryan,
We appreciate you contacting us about your Sprint concern. I have reviewed your account and your service for PCS Vision (internet) and voice command are still activated on your account. You can reply to this email and I can cancel these services for you. I do apologize for the confusion. We billed you these services because they are still active on our system. I appreciate your patience and cooperation in this matter.
Me to Sprint (e-mail): It's not my fault that your website is terrible. I'm not paying you for those services this month. I cancelled them a month ago. Please adjust my bill.
Sprint to Me (e-mail): Dear Mr. Ryan,
I apologize for any inconvenience that you have experienced. I have completed the cancellation of Voice Command and Vision Picture Pack per your request. For your convenience, Sprint has enabled online changes of this nature at http://www.sprintpcs.com. If you want to take advantage of this functionality in the future, simply have your PCS Phone Number and Password available for entry in the 'My PCS' section, and then click 'Sign On'. The changes can be made under the 'My Phone & Plan' section. I have also adjusted your account for a credit of $20.00. $5.00 for Voice Command and $15.00 for Vision. The credit will be reflected on your next bill.
Me to Sprint (e-mail): Yeeeeaaaaaaahh! And The Man goes down for the count!
Sprint to Me (e-mail): I fought the Paul and the Paul won, I fought the Paul and the Paul won.
Fin
 
Story of the Year is a good band. If you really want to be surprised, you'll click on the link and gasp at the picture I used for their Wednesday Music Spotlight.
¡Convengo, Sr. Hasselhoff soy caliente! Él es clase de un muchacho bonito, sin embargo. Los alemanes tienen gusto de Sr. Hasselhoff lejano más que los americanos. El Oh, y presidente Bush es un jackass.
Herr Scapegoat
May 5, 2004 • 5:09pm
Hasselhof ist die Bombe! Seine schöne Poesie veranläßt mich, wie ein kleines Mädchen zu schreien.
TractorInc
May 5, 2004 • 4:56pm
Nein! Ich habe meine ankel gebrochen. Hasselhof ist mein fhurer!
martin
May 5, 2004 • 4:14pm
Paul, maybe you are the only one who can make it official, but....
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