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I'm going to hell for this one

original print date, July 29 2004

     
                Paul Ryan


Note: Iran is not responsible for death, injuries, or persecution based on religion. Iran is also not responsible for accidental crucifixion/stigmata if locals mistake you for a demon, pagan, or deity who is in opposition to Allah. While this flyer advertises an enjoyable time, your visit may not be enjoyable at all. No refunds.

                           

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 Reader Comments
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Reivyn     Jul 31, 2004 • 5:11am  
I love you. Marry me. DUDE, WE COULD GET MARRIED IN IRAQ, THE SCENERY IS BEAUTIFUL.NO, I'M NOT HIGH, AND I DON'T DO CRACK. . . BUT I DO LOVE YOU. AND I HAVE NOT HAD A DRINK IN 2 DAYS. YAY ME
Katers     Jul 29, 2004 • 8:15pm  
Oh, it's luxurious. But don't worry, all are welcome for the free ride on the Kate Transport to Hell. (Copyright 2004)
Bob Zuronkle     Jul 29, 2004 • 2:00pm  
Is that a regular school bus, city bus or a luxurious transport of sorts? I would really like the back seat on that thing if it's free.
Katers     Jul 29, 2004 • 1:39pm  
But who did it? Was it you, Paul? Or was it a silly janitor, bent on cleaning domination and not caring about the fate of Milo and our desire to see his little moldy eyes every day?
Scapegoat     Jul 29, 2004 • 1:29pm  
Truly, this is a day of mourning. All flags at half-mast until further notice.
Paul Ryan     Jul 29, 2004 • 12:56pm  
Milo has been taken away to sandwich heaven.
Scapegoat     Jul 29, 2004 • 12:22pm  
But what about Milo? Is he OK?
Katers     Jul 29, 2004 • 4:07am  
Well, I'm slated to drive the bus to hell, so feel free to hop on board and be my co-pilot!
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