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Please complete this questionnaire

original print date, September 2 2004

     
                Paul Ryan

Please post your answers in the comments section for my amusement.

1. If you had a baby in the future, what would you name it? Would you name it "Marquee"? That would be awesome.

2. What's your favorite beer/mixed drink? Is it paint thinner?

3. If monkeys were required as pets, how many would you have?

4. When the prescription drug commercial for Aricept comes on, and the old guy says, "Sometimes I forget my son's name", do you laugh?

5. Has Aaron Brown touched you in an inappropriate way? Please describe.

6. Put something in your pants. It can be anything. Now jump up and down. What do you feel?

7. Usted habla espanol? Donde su madre tiene sexo?

8. Are you drinking Michelob? Seriously, you are? Get the hell out of here.

9. Which shirt would look best on Paul?

10. How is your life better since the year 2000? No, seriously?

                           

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