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Unusual greeting cards

original print date, May 25 2005

     
                Paul Ryan

Some douchebag of a woman has started selling greeting cards for adulterers. Apparently, this woman believes cheating on people is something that needs to be encouraged. And as history has shown, nothing encourages an asshole to continue their selfish ways like having the mainstream embrace the behavior.

"Cheating? Nah, it's not wrong. They even have greeting cards for it. It's expected."

But hey, since that can of worms has been opened, why not create some other unusual greeting cards?










                           



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 Reader Comments
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mom     May 31, 2005 • 11:06pm  
AH,YES! SAY IT WITH FLOWERS! Very funny column. What is sad is that it may someday be true.
dmimz     May 26, 2005 • 2:48pm  
where'd you get the image for the incest card? i swear it looks just like the one that's used for calibrating the gamma for my monitor...
zam     May 25, 2005 • 1:34pm  
Jojo will be getting the F U card for every birthday
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