Oh No: Lies naked in entryway while blasting Hillary Duff songs.
Code Red: Is a white supremacist, but also bakes delicious pies. Damn, man. Tough one.
Code Orange: Is in debt, lets repo guys come and take away your stuff.
Code Yellow: Uses methamphetamines. Doesn't share.
Code Meh: Crushes all cereal in the box while digging for non-existent prize.
Code Yikes: Looks, dresses like Harriet Miers.
Code Jerkface: Parks directly in middle of driveway, blocking you from parking.
Code Moron: Forces you to read this website. "Look at this! It's so funny!" No, it's not. It's dumb.
