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We dragged hundreds of sexy waterlogged female corpses out of the flooded streets of New Orleans to show you their titties! Watch as our cameramen flip the bodies over to see if they're hot, and then lift up their shirts when they are! Watch as we play with them as if they were puppets, forcing their lifeless figures to dance for your pleasure! You won't believe the things these dead chicks will do!
This it it! Real girls*! Wild action! Uncensored!
*Real, yet deceased and sometimes blueish where major arteries run.
Because we don't have to buy them drinks until they're wasted enough to sign a contract without reading it, you'll get more value! We didn't have to buy any free t-shirts for these girls! We didn't have to pay porn actresses big bucks to pretend to be college girls making out! Because of all our savings on hot deceased college girls, you'll get over eight hours of titties that's sure to get dull after 30 minutes!
Torsos! Torsos! Torsos! It's not necrophilia when they're HOT!
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Tits that make your mother blush! Tits that make your grandma blush! Tits that make your uncle fall asleep more comfortably after masturbation! It's all never before seen footage! Not even by federal law enforcement!
Remember "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break Pack 3"? Festering fecal matter compared to this! What about "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break 2005"? Mucus on a furry bagel! "Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style"? When we accidentally killed that hooker, Snoop Dogg wouldn't even poke her with a stick! Sissy! This new video is our best collection, and it can be yours for $9.99*!
*Plus $34.99 shipping & handling.
Don't wait for it to come out on pay-per-view! The master tapes will be seized before then! Your local wank emporium video store won't be able to keep the tape in stock! Get yours and hold an old-fashioned neighborhood cream on the cookie contest!
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