Original, untouched Sheenpoo, still warm in plastic bag. Perfect condition.
This is an actual piece of poop collected directly from actor Charlie Sheen's butthole. I am Sheen's personal assistant, and after years of verbal and physical abuse, I'm turning the tables on him.
Last night he got drunk, passed out in his suite, and shit himself. Again. Rather than just wipe him and drive him home like usual, I will sell his poop to the highest bidder. If the winning bidder wishes, I could also wait until Sheen passes out again tomorrow, and put the poop in his mouth and take a picture.
It's a light brown color with spots of green and considerable odor. So when you receive the item, open the bag slowly, or trick a family member into opening it for you. I am not responsible for damage to the Sheenpoo if it's used as a prank (i.e. put on mom's dinner plate, put in dog's food dish, etc.)
This is being sold as a collectible item from one collector to another with no rights given or implied. Satisfaction of poo is guaranteed, though I cannot be responsible for smooshed or watery Sheenpoo, or any other kind of shipping damages to Mr. Sheen's poopy.
There are absolutely no refunds. If you bid on Charlie Sheen's poopy, you will pay for and receive Charlie Sheen's feces. No exceptions.
Thanks!
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Stuff I Stole From Charlie Sheen
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