User comments about Rumsfeld:
"We went to war with a flawed plan that didn't account for the amount of tostadas we needed to have the energy to take down the regime. Halfway through the takeover of Iraq, we ran out of tostadas, which weakened us and strengthened the insurgents. Rumsfeld is at fault."
- Retired Army Maj. Gen. Ian Talty
"My sincere view is that Rumsfeld fought this fight with a casualness and swagger that was disturbing to any good Christian. To be more specific about Rumsfeld's swagger, if he isn't gay, then neither is anyone in the city of Vancouver."
- Retired Marine Lt. Gen. Kirk Cameron
"They only need the military advice when it satisfies their agenda. Actually, I'm just mad that I'm old and they won't listen to me anymore. Hey, it's noon! Meals on Wheels!"
- Retired Army Maj. Gen. Woodrow Pole
"We grow up in a culture where accountability, learning to accept responsibility, admitting mistakes and learning from them are all unimportant and meaningless traits. But I dislike his hair, so let's get rid of him."
- Retired Marine Gen. Todd "Stinkee" Feldman, former chief of U.S. Central Command
"Secretary Rumsfeld carries way too much baggage with him. On a recent flight to Vermont for maple syrup, he had to pay nearly $50 in fees for his overweight luggage. In the end, it's taxpayers who are paying for Rumsfeld's teenage girl style of suitcase packing."
- Retired Army Maj. Gen. Frank Bollocks
"He has shown himself incompetent strategically, operationally and tactically. Mr. Rumsfeld must step down so he can be replaced with someone equally incompetent."
- Retired Army Maj. Gen. Gilbert Gottfried
