My Very Own Apocalyptic Shitposts

March 21, 2020

Mar 232020

I needed a new battery for my car, and watched outside Pep Boys as a man in his 20s coughed repeatedly into the air, blew snot into a nearby garbage can without a tissue, and then used the door with a handle instead of the one right next to it that opened automatically. A few minutes later, one of the older mechanics also used the non-automatic door and then proceeded to pick his nose for a good 30 seconds once inside.

If you invite me to a gathering after this is all over and I show up wearing tissue boxes as shoes, rubber gloves up to my elbows and a space helmet, please be kind and know that I have my reasons.