My Very Own Shitposts

STOP emailing me about squirrels

Aug 102019

Hi. I don't know how you ended up at a squirrel-themed microblog, but I created this exotic shitpost factory as a way to publicly humiliate myself into completing writing projects. The theory is if I don't finish the ideas I brag about here, my fragile ego will motivate me to write. 

If this technique works, I plan to patent it and sit on the roof of my mansion bathed in vantablack, drinking cucumber water served by a robot butler. My cologne will smell amazing, but you'll hardly know it's there.